The Flattened Fauna | Whimsical "Roadkill" Coasters

Humor That Hits the Road

Add a dash of dark whimsy to your tavern or coffee table with our "Flattened Fauna" coasters. These hand-crocheted companions didn't quite make it to the other side, but they've found a new purpose: protecting your surfaces from water rings.

Choose Your Unlucky Traveler

• The Flattened Fowl (Duck): A vibrant yellow traveler with a sprawling "splat" design.
• The Leap of Fate (Frog): A bright green variant featuring extended limbs and a wide, flattened profile.

Artisanal Features:

• Absorbtion Experts: The cotton/acrylic blend fibers are naturally "thirsty," soaking up condensation before it hits your wood or slate.
• Hand-Stitched Personality: Each one features unique details, from the sprawling "impact" shape to the characteristic colors of the species.
• Conversation Starters: Guaranteed to get a laugh (or a gasp) from your guests.

Technical Specs:

• Style: Flat-lay "Roadkill" crochet.
• Materials: Durable, washable yarn blend
• Size: ~5-6 inches (Varies by "impact" pattern)